Cabniblik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying fly.

Cabniblik created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabniblik, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cabniblik, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cabniblik's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cabniblik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs.

2. Do not keep three eagles in a large pit.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Cabniblik must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Retreat if four turtles approach from the north.