Tenmabtan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, omniscient armadillo.

Tenmabtan created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenmabtan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tenmabtan, it will throw large rocks at you.

Tenmabtan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tenmabtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Retreat if eight moths approach from the west.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tenmabtan.

5. Never feed figs to aardvarks while wearing rings.