Gangodcip is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing dove.

Gangodcip created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gangodcip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gangodcip, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gangodcip's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gangodcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Do not keep four voles in a large pit.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Never look in ponds.