Wanmabcatzimjatditmotyim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, witless naga.

Wanmabcatzimjatditmotyim created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanmabcatzimjatditmotyim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wanmabcatzimjatditmotyim, it will turn you into a rock.

Wanmabcatzimjatditmotyim's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Wanmabcatzimjatditmotyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near manatees while wearing purple shirts and balancing three iron spheres on your legs.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Never wear green scarves.

4. Retreat if six ants approach from the north.

5. Do not kill foxes.