Paknakrig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, strong mongoose.

Paknakrig created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paknakrig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Paknakrig, he will torture you forever.

Paknakrig's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Paknakrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Paknakrig loves horses, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat bark.