Kenlogmot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain centipede.

Kenlogmot created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenlogmot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kenlogmot, he will turn you into a hamster.

Kenlogmot's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Kenlogmot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not hurt otters.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near pigs while wearing cyan trousers and balancing three copper spheres on your hands.

4. Never jump near rats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.