Poplimgedven is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful jackal.

Poplimgedven created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Poplimgedven, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Poplimgedven, he will cry a lot.

Poplimgedven's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Poplimgedven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt swans.

2. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.