Cat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able mink.

Cat created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cat, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cat's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. You must love Cat.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.