Talfobfit Hitfadlop is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, tranquil fox.

Talfobfit Hitfadlop created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talfobfit Hitfadlop, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Talfobfit Hitfadlop, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Talfobfit Hitfadlop's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Talfobfit Hitfadlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never laugh near nematodes.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Talfobfit Hitfadlop.