Fompitgof is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, strong bat.

Fompitgof created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fompitgof, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fompitgof, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fompitgof's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fompitgof's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.