Mutgadhun Rillmabrul is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, almighty rat.

Mutgadhun Rillmabrul created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutgadhun Rillmabrul, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mutgadhun Rillmabrul, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Mutgadhun Rillmabrul's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mutgadhun Rillmabrul's Holy Commandments

1. Put Mutgadhun Rillmabrul first in all things.

2. Mutgadhun Rillmabrul must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must love Mutgadhun Rillmabrul.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.