Badgongod is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, pitiless zebra.

Badgongod created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badgongod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Badgongod, it will turn you into a slug.

Badgongod's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Badgongod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Badgongod's name in vain.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Badgongod in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Badgongod on top of all buildings.