Konganpog is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful ferret.

Konganpog created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Konganpog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Konganpog, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Konganpog's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Konganpog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Konganpog.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.