Bogvogfab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, intelligent fish.

Bogvogfab created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogvogfab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogvogfab, she will destroy your home planet.

Bogvogfab's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bogvogfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not kill turtles.