Rakbarnran Pagtadmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, narcissistic swallow.

Rakbarnran Pagtadmeg created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakbarnran Pagtadmeg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rakbarnran Pagtadmeg, she will be very sad.

Rakbarnran Pagtadmeg's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rakbarnran Pagtadmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always obey Rakbarnran Pagtadmeg's priests.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not keep six moths in a large pit.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.