Wapbapgup is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, deceitful cat.

Wapbapgup created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapbapgup, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wapbapgup, it will turn you into a plant.

Wapbapgup's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Wapbapgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near snakes.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not covet oxen.