Hatlargdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm hedgehog.

Hatlargdiss created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatlargdiss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hatlargdiss, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hatlargdiss' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Hatlargdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to dolphins while wearing hats.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not hurt pigs.