Lagwitgad Cipgambom is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, confident yak.

Lagwitgad Cipgambom created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagwitgad Cipgambom, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lagwitgad Cipgambom, it will be very unhappy.

Lagwitgad Cipgambom's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Lagwitgad Cipgambom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near voles while wearing magenta coats and balancing nine iron spheres on your neck.

5. Never look at galaxies.