Sugtommum is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, intelligent dolphin.

Sugtommum created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugtommum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sugtommum, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sugtommum's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sugtommum's Holy Commandments

1. Sugtommum loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Erect eight gold sculptures of Sugtommum on top of important buildings.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not listen to music.