Gumwatxemlagsitquatbogbeg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, strong duck.

Gumwatxemlagsitquatbogbeg created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumwatxemlagsitquatbogbeg, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gumwatxemlagsitquatbogbeg, he will make you grow a tail.

Gumwatxemlagsitquatbogbeg's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gumwatxemlagsitquatbogbeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gumwatxemlagsitquatbogbeg.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.