Yatdundavrancibmum is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish centaur.

Yatdundavrancibmum created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatdundavrancibmum, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yatdundavrancibmum, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yatdundavrancibmum's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yatdundavrancibmum's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. You must love Yatdundavrancibmum.

4. Yatdundavrancibmum loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.