Dudbetton is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, benevolent porpoise.

Dudbetton created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudbetton, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dudbetton, it will turn you into a tree.

Dudbetton's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dudbetton's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near otters.

2. Hide if five ants approach from the east.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not hurt cats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.