Ladbidsabquag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, cheerful centipede.

Ladbidsabquag created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladbidsabquag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ladbidsabquag, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ladbidsabquag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Ladbidsabquag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Ladbidsabquag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not eat corn.