Butrawarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless bird.

Butrawarn created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butrawarn, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Butrawarn, she will destroy your favourite star.

Butrawarn's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Butrawarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Hide from white seals for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Do not covet oxen.