Largflabcum is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering wolf.

Largflabcum created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largflabcum, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Largflabcum, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Largflabcum's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Largflabcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Largflabcum.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never pour water over plants.