Motbeghon is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, ruthless squirrel.

Motbeghon created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Motbeghon, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Motbeghon, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Motbeghon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Motbeghon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Do not covet oxen.