Tadnurtzag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring rat.

Tadnurtzag created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadnurtzag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tadnurtzag, it will turn you into a goat.

Tadnurtzag's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tadnurtzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near porpoises.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near geese while wearing yellow tights and balancing six copper spheres on your legs.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tadnurtzag.