Onttableg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient bat.

Onttableg created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Onttableg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Onttableg, he will turn you into a duck.

Onttableg's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Onttableg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near swans.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never think about asteroids.