Gudhunzimmit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, effective cobra.

Gudhunzimmit created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudhunzimmit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gudhunzimmit, she will not care.

Gudhunzimmit's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Gudhunzimmit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gudhunzimmit seven times a day.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Never talk about galaxies.