Lunjinhapbomrattikcabfen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient fly.

Lunjinhapbomrattikcabfen created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunjinhapbomrattikcabfen, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lunjinhapbomrattikcabfen, it will ignore you.

Lunjinhapbomrattikcabfen's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Lunjinhapbomrattikcabfen's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never play with disobedient children.