Rapmipged is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unjust mouse.

Rapmipged created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapmipged, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rapmipged, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Rapmipged's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Rapmipged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six dolphins in a large pit.

2. Rapmipged must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. Never feed spinach to monkeys while wearing turquoise kilts.