Cumrencut Cimrawbimlarphuncutneg is a god.

It takes the form of a small, sapient faun.

Cumrencut Cimrawbimlarphuncutneg created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumrencut Cimrawbimlarphuncutneg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cumrencut Cimrawbimlarphuncutneg, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cumrencut Cimrawbimlarphuncutneg's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cumrencut Cimrawbimlarphuncutneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near bats while wearing indigo coats.

5. Put Cumrencut Cimrawbimlarphuncutneg first in all things.