Cittiprow is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, resourceful walrus.

Cittiprow created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cittiprow, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cittiprow, it will laugh at you.

Cittiprow's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cittiprow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snakes.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Never feed cherries to rats while wearing jumpers.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.