Hottarg Yattdossag Larnvegmon is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking scorpion.

Hottarg Yattdossag Larnvegmon created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hottarg Yattdossag Larnvegmon, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hottarg Yattdossag Larnvegmon, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Hottarg Yattdossag Larnvegmon's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hottarg Yattdossag Larnvegmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Hottarg Yattdossag Larnvegmon in the centre of the settlement.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never talk about archaea.