Bifkonflamzagdavgar is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish dragonfly.

Bifkonflamzagdavgar created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifkonflamzagdavgar, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bifkonflamzagdavgar, he will send you a sign.

Bifkonflamzagdavgar's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bifkonflamzagdavgar's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in black.