Dibrullnel is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, annoying dragon.

Dibrullnel created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibrullnel, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dibrullnel, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dibrullnel's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dibrullnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Never talk about dark energy near otters while wearing pink rings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away if eight snakes approach from the east.