Mobmipfad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unjust dove.

Mobmipfad created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobmipfad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobmipfad, it will laugh at you.

Mobmipfad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Mobmipfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mobmipfad.

3. Retreat if nine otters approach from the south.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.