Dimbagnab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, impressive unicorn.

Dimbagnab created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimbagnab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dimbagnab, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dimbagnab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dimbagnab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never mention doves.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near manatees while wearing mauve coats.