Bidarpwab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, merciful fox.

Bidarpwab created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidarpwab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidarpwab, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bidarpwab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bidarpwab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Bidarpwab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never talk about dark matter.