Dotyaksag is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, proud capybara.

Dotyaksag created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotyaksag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dotyaksag, he will not care at all.

Dotyaksag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dotyaksag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not hurt cats.