Davtitlab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, temperamental fairy.

Davtitlab created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Davtitlab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Davtitlab, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Davtitlab's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Davtitlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near mice while wearing gray skirts and balancing six zinc spheres on your chest.

3. Never feed lots of beans to moths while wearing black coats.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.