Stafbedmid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing elephant.

Stafbedmid created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Stafbedmid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stafbedmid, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stafbedmid's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Stafbedmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always help mites.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.