Ditwabgon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, charitable dove.

Ditwabgon created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditwabgon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ditwabgon, he will destroy your home solar system.

Ditwabgon's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Ditwabgon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Ditwabgon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not cook food in pots.