Gebdam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient aardvark.

Gebdam created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebdam, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gebdam, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gebdam's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gebdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Do not take Gebdam's name in vain.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.