Vontal is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow owl.

Vontal created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Vontal, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vontal, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vontal's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Vontal's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Do not keep four ducks in a large pit.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never chant near rats.