Kopbemdum Lintailnil is a god.

She takes the form of a small, able mole.

Kopbemdum Lintailnil created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopbemdum Lintailnil, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kopbemdum Lintailnil, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kopbemdum Lintailnil's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Kopbemdum Lintailnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention frogs.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.