Rutnillap is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, confident skunk.

Rutnillap created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutnillap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rutnillap, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rutnillap's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Rutnillap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not keep five foxes in a large pit.

3. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Rutnillap on top of important buildings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.