Tiptontab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, flying mole.

Tiptontab created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiptontab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tiptontab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Tiptontab's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Tiptontab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Hide if three geese approach from the south.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. Never think ill of sick badgers.