Flisdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart walrus.

Flisdoss created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flisdoss, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flisdoss, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flisdoss' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flisdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt goats.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.