Fedmigrap Spagruttgod is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fedmigrap Spagruttgod created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedmigrap Spagruttgod, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fedmigrap Spagruttgod, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fedmigrap Spagruttgod's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fedmigrap Spagruttgod's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help snails.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.